A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves him, then says; “that’s a buck ‘n a half buddy”. The guy says he has no money, but for the beer, he will sing through his asshole. The bartender is a little bit skeptical, but figures if the guy can do it, it’s worth a beer. He agrees and the guy gets up on a stool, drop his pants, bends over, and then shits all over the bar. The bartender is pissed and screams, “What the fuck did you do that for?”
The guy replies, “Sorry, I was just clearing my throat.”
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