Spazbogs

OK, let’s have some ideas…

I’ll kick this off:

“Gordo, you utter cunt. That stinks”

Once upon a time on the interwebthingy there was a “band” which called itself “The Fucking Pigs” - and it was ACE! Their “music” consisted of awful guitar playing, beer drinking, burping, farting, & cursing. REALLY GOOD STUFF!

Then they “vanished” so here’s a call to any surviving member of the Fucking Pigs; what happened to your site? Where are all those totally excellent MP3’s? Similarly, any readers out there who knows what became of them - and their “music” please head over to the contact form and let me know if you know how to contact the fart meisters.

In the meantime, here’s a sample of pure genuius for you to listen to;

slurp

Australians are strange people. From the Sydney Morning Herald (Italics & bold mine)

“Man caught nobbing a jar of pasta sauce” (Ed: not the headline as it was reported)

A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.

Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

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Yeah, GAMMAL - I know. Still funny as all fuck tho’.